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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:25

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

{RING} {RING}

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Are you afraid of being alone?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.